“Anyone paying attention would think, That guy might look like Arnold, but it can’t possibly be Arnold, because Arnold would never be out alone on a bike at seven in the morning, trying to commit suicide. It isn’t until he is forced to stop at a red light that he makes meaningful contact with the public. A woman pushing a baby stroller and talking on a cell phone crosses the street right in front of him and does a double take. “Oh … my … God,” she gasps into her phone. “It’s Bill Clinton!” She’s not 10 feet away, but she keeps talking to the phone, as if the man were unreal. “I’m here with Bill Clinton.” —Michael Lewis, because who else?
Priorities (BlackBerry Messenger, 2011)
- B: Mack
- A: ?
- B: Stepping down
- A: Brown?!
“Shouldn’t we talk about like books or the news or politics or football or anything. Like no? We’re going to talk about burp clothes? That’s really a thing? O.K. Here we go.” —Jon Hamm!