"He said he put his bookbag down and [the gun] went off—he said he didn’t know it was in there,” said Princess, an employee at Chick-fil-A, adding that McElveen said he had left his bag unattended briefly at the bus station before coming to work. “He made history—today is Duke history. He goes down as the dumbest criminal."

— Nothing, maybe just the best story of the year in today’s Chronicle.