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Wee WERR VERY EXCIteD TO CoME 2 The NEW MEDDOWLANDS STAYDIUM BUt eaRLYER THIS yEAR WE WUR SHOcKED TO REECIEVE A LEttuR FROM THE GIANTS AND JETZ

TeLLIN Us thAT in ORDERRR TO move WEE HAD TO BUy A “PERRSONAL SEET LICENSE” FOR all OUR seeTS.

THis WUD HAV COST us MORE theN ThREE HunDRID THOUSINd DOLLARS.

We DOO NOT haV That tyPE of MONEY! WE ARE RATZ!

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The FUTBALL LOvING RATZ OF THE MEDDOWLANDS take over Jason Gay’s column, and it is beyond.