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Wee WERR VERY EXCIteD TO CoME 2 The NEW MEDDOWLANDS STAYDIUM BUt eaRLYER THIS yEAR WE WUR SHOcKED TO REECIEVE A LEttuR FROM THE GIANTS AND JETZ
TeLLIN Us thAT in ORDERRR TO move WEE HAD TO BUy A “PERRSONAL SEET LICENSE” FOR all OUR seeTS.
THis WUD HAV COST us MORE theN ThREE HunDRID THOUSINd DOLLARS.
We DOO NOT haV That tyPE of MONEY! WE ARE RATZ!
"— The FUTBALL LOvING RATZ OF THE MEDDOWLANDS take over Jason Gay’s column, and it is beyond.