“Airplane swag!!” wrote Austin Rivers on Tuesday underneath his Instagram of the Suzanne Collins books “Catching Fire” and “Mockingjay.” While he was in the air — unless Austin was only on an airplane, in which case, swag!! — lots of people just decided to like his photo. So then his photo thought it was really cool, and it forgot about you and moved to Instagram’s popular table with all the pretty girls and their cute dogs and funny text messages. And all their amazing food! Why do their strawberries always look so much better than your strawberries? It’s so unfair, and also Mom’s fault. Anyway. Here are some other things on an airplane that Austin might enjoy:
The cup of soda.
A pair of beat-up earbuds that get tangled in your jeans pocket and, whoops, there go your keys in the aisle.
The back of the open seat in front of you.
A crossword puzzle that’s half-full, so you can skip the super weird clues, except, wait, that one doesn’t make any sense. What was that guy even thinking. Haha, you’re so much smarter than him. Oh, hold on. He was right. Your other answer is wrong. Nope, but it can’t be wrong. It’s definitely not wrong. Maybe the crossword editor made a mistake and doesn’t know? You should probably email him to let him know.