Of Course Your Name Is Cookie

Turn on the lights in here. Let me see who I’m rocking with tonight. I need a little more light. Am I—am I wrong? Thank you. 

What’s up, shorty tube top? What’s up, my man? Yeah. Yessir. I see you with the Brooklyn shirt right there. Baby girl with the electric blue pants. Uh. Homeboy with the nice vest. What’s up, up top? I super appreciate all y’all back there. I appreciate y’all so much. Next time we gonna build the set where you could just see through the whole thing. It’ll be all good, OK? I owe you that one. Up top, what’s up? How y’all? I see you, homeboy, with the red sweater on. Yeah. What’s up down here? How y’all doing? My man, you was rocking with me all night, I appreciate the energy in this whole little section right—you too, sweetheart, you got a lot of energy. Everybody on this side, make some noise. That wasn’t noise. Watch this. 

You been here before, huh? This ain’t your first time, huh? What’s up, y’all was rocking with me all night, I appreciate it, y’all two here. Homeboy with the Yankee cap, you know every single word, you must got a lot of albums. I appreciate you. Again, once again, I appreciate all y’all back here. Thanks for the love. Homeboy with the shirt. You kind of close, sleeves don’t—stop, stop, just stop. You scaring me. I see you. The wifebeater, white shirt, yeah, you, yeah. What’s up up top, I see y’all way up there, as well. I see you, baby girl. Yeah, you. Yes. Yes. You jump really high. You could, like, sprain your Achilles. I see you with the Dodgers jacket. You with the Biggie shirt right there. 

Y’all in the front. Where my homegirl? You. You might be the hardest one in this whole building right here. What’s your name? Huh? Of course your name is Cookie, what’s up. You one tough cookie. Spit that shit. How you know all those songs? You got a big brother? Little brother? Well. Bed-Stuy. I hear that shit. ‘96, Bed-Stuy. 

Bed-Stuy in here tonight? Is Brownsville in here tonight? East New York in here tonight? Flatbush in here tonight? Whoa. Is Flatbush in here tonight? Oh, we got a little problem. Is Bed-Stuy in here tonight? Is Flatbush in here tonight? That’s pretty close. 

Hey, up top, make some noise back there. I don’t know what that sign is. Is it a diamond? Cause it’s kind of fresh. That little blinking sign way in the back. Is that supposed to be a diamond? It’s, like, super fresh. It’s very creative. And fresh. And creative. 

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