West Baltimore, Indiana

  • ‪Galen:  is Jean-Ralphio the slim charles of parks and rec?‬
  • me: let's see
  • avon is ron
  • stringer is leslie
  • i guess that means slim charles is april, right?
  • ‪Galen:  poot is andy because they both sell shoes‬
  • or do work involving shoes
  • april should be bey
  • she's ron's right-hand enforcer
  • ‪me:  ‪but that's slim in season 3‬
  • ‪Galen:  what does that make Tom‬,‪ then‬?
  • wallace?
  • ‪me: ‬ ‪tom is the deputy to leslie, who is stringer‬
  • shamrock?
  • deangelo? bodie?
  • tom's about to get got, apparently
  • ‪Galen:  im trying to think of comic relief‬
  • in the wire
  • other than the bunk
  • ‪me:  ‬snoop‬
  • if we say that tom is deangelo, then jean-ralphio is bodie
  • if tom is bodie, then jean-ralphio is wallace
  • which would explain this
  • nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/01/aziz_ansari_adopts_a_kid.html
  • Galen: what about jerry?
  • me: jerry is the person who can't get anything right
  • so he's like the 40-degree day kid
  • Galen: or the kid who gets put in the vacants at the start of season 4
  • i like the 40-degree day kid